I Dm’d 100 Girls as a Professional Footballer

Birt 13 nóv 2020
Dm'd 100 terrible football pick-up lines to people on Tinder and it's absolutely glorious
Ollie: ischats.info/title/XBNYqHC-DakYa2D6gvkYDw.html
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Ummæli

  • What have I seen

  • You guys are getting matches?

  • 10:16 lol

  • 8:11 gets me😂😂😂😂

  • Oif - aoife Its eefuh mate

  • Can you do it on a cold rainy night in stoke ;)

  • Chris md you are 10 times better than ollie

  • Mice

  • 5:09 im pretty sure she won't find adam johnson on tinder. i think he uses an app called "kinder"

  • I like playing at the Nude Camp, cos things could get Messi. Sorry just trying to think of good ones myself😂

  • is this what football youtubers do now

  • Damn, a blue arse

  • You missed the chance to say Roses are red Violets are fine You be the 6 And ill be the 9

  • The people that called Chris a Catfish:👁👄👁 well f***

  • The videos r defo funnier when Ollie is in them 😂

  • Girls don't get these pick up lines at all, you're better off saying "I have money, wanna go out" 100 out of 100 success

  • The fact that almost everyone he matched with is a guy

  • I live in snodland lol

  • You should do a "I dm'd a 100 girls as a famous ISchatsr". That would be really interesting 😂

  • Emi ‘please come back’ Wayyyy UTV

  • 69 likes so far ;)

  • Whats the name of the outro song?

  • "Let's spend the night together and I'll show you the same loyalty as robin van persie" 😂

  • 5:38 song ?

  • 1:46 LOL!

  • Cool video

  • Oldies were just cold

  • I’m trying to start off a ISchats channel, I would appreciate every sub and every view, as it would mean the world to me. Thx for listening and sorry for wasting ur time.

  • “Sorry wrong footballer , keep swiping right for Adam Johnson”. 😹😹😹😹 that’s brutal 💀

  • Hopes you didn't msg to my fake id

  • Realize that’s there are 69 thousand likes on the video

  • Why do you claim to be professional footballer when you are not even close to it

  • Lots of love chris

  • The bayer Leverkusen one 😂😂😂👍

  • Most of them are men... Where's Vardy at, when you need him

  • Ha gayyyy

  • This is the stinky video KSI was on about. Falling off

  • My man Getting more reactions from men then women 😂😂 I guess it’s the haircut

  • I died laughing at that CR7 poem 😂

  • Simp

  • "I Dm’d 100 Girls" . . . only matched men

  • they’re all guys... what is this??

  • Steady I e Felipe what gave you that idea 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • This just proves guys are really simps lol. Look at all of them replying and superliking you.

  • 6:52 This will never stop being funny

  • 6:52 This will never stop being funny

  • Claim your “here after a million views” ticket here

  • As someone from Groningen, that last one was class.

  • This is too funny 🤣

  • HAPPY NEW YEAR and all the best for 2021 🎉👊🏽 #singhfc #football #grassroots

  • Am so glad I came across maskoffweb.com website today they did a successful bitcoin hack to my wallet

  • Correct the title to dming guys

  • yo who’s that nobbet with the glasses. clapped asf

  • title said girls..then the video took a hard left turn..

  • I’m using these on tinder and gish works 😂

  • Hypergamy

  • still getting people finding my Instagram and message me about this video 👀😂😩

  • I’ve never cringed so hard with the first pick up line 😂😂

  • And I thought getting 3 swipes in 4 months was an achievement.

  • Do a second episode with Harry pls

  • U said girls, 99% was like boys 🤮🤮

  • 1:46 expected to see SteveWillDoit drinking out of a prosthetic leg

  • 1:24 That's so gay bro 😂😂

  • Not a good moment for women this

  • That ‘Goal!’ Reference is Quality 😂

  • I prefer a 90th min goal than a hat-trick

  • Stephen Tries had to have wrote some of those lines 👀

  • Wtf what a shit video ur message boys trying to get back shafted

  • Straight face gang 😐

  • “Want to crash at my place tonight” is the most subtle line but best of the video 😂

    • @No Name Norman Basically Marcos Alonso killed someone In a crash,

    • I wish I understood it.

  • My catch phrase *i am like a football field and you neymar because your laying on me so often*

  • bro,that was so gay actually

  • 6:07 the fuck you call her? 😂

  • 100 Girls...? I heard like maybe 10 girls names...the rest were men. Is this your coming video boys?🤷🏻‍♂️

  • 2.42

  • Ollie deserve a medal for his performance on this video

  • Why’d you texting guys? Thomas?

  • What is the actual point of this? To give you an ego boost? Or to prove a totally irrelevant point about footballers nd women? An absolute waste of time an effort, good job 👍

  • I'm not kieran

  • Very clever 😭😭😭

  • 6:06 🤣 the way he says aoife its efa

  • is he playing for a club?

  • Liberty wya👀

  • is he dming men

  • Why is this man DM’img guys

  • Nooooo not the Alonso one hahahahhaha

  • Loving the arsenal kit mate

  • Jesus loves you repent before its too late

  • You know, they always say, 1st Your parents know, then your friends know, and finally you know. Gotta say, my cat knows 🤔

  • Breh

  • Title of the video should have been football pick up lines

  • Swaz does this daily

  • But North London isn’t red, it’s as white as ever.

  • I'm a girl and that I'd call you out for the lies. I grew up watching football and I know every recent Champions league winners including the likes of Caoimhin Kelleher, Theo Hernandez and Højberg. 😭😭😭😭😭 But I think I would have believed that you are a footballer( for Wrexham though)🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Holy shit there’s no way this guy is 24, thought he was about 18 maddd

  • I bet that ginger need he was ft doesn’t get any gyall

  • this is more like i dm'd 100 dudes.

  • Yoooo the other guy looks like a skinnier carson

  • Ooh i swear to god nikeee uhhhhhh🤬🙄🤬🙄🙄🤬🙄🤬🙄

  • what has happened to the chris md channel 😭🤣