I Dm’d 100 Girls as a Professional Footballer
Birt 13 nóv 2020
Dm'd 100 terrible football pick-up lines to people on Tinder and it's absolutely glorious
Ollie: ischats.info/title/XBNYqHC-DakYa2D6gvkYDw.html
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Ollie: ischats.info/title/XBNYqHC-DakYa2D6gvkYDw.html
► Follow my Instagram: chrismd10
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► My book: amzn.to/2hvWgIU
My editor: conFmck
Music:
Music by Epidemic Sound (www.epidemicsound.com) & others.
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Ummæli
What have I seen
You guys are getting matches?
10:16 lol
8:11 gets me😂😂😂😂
Oif - aoife Its eefuh mate
Can you do it on a cold rainy night in stoke ;)
Chris md you are 10 times better than ollie
Mice
5:09 im pretty sure she won't find adam johnson on tinder. i think he uses an app called "kinder"
I like playing at the Nude Camp, cos things could get Messi. Sorry just trying to think of good ones myself😂
is this what football youtubers do now
Damn, a blue arse
You missed the chance to say Roses are red Violets are fine You be the 6 And ill be the 9
The people that called Chris a Catfish:👁👄👁 well f***
The videos r defo funnier when Ollie is in them 😂
Girls don't get these pick up lines at all, you're better off saying "I have money, wanna go out" 100 out of 100 success
The fact that almost everyone he matched with is a guy
I live in snodland lol
You should do a "I dm'd a 100 girls as a famous ISchatsr". That would be really interesting 😂
Emi ‘please come back’ Wayyyy UTV
69 likes so far ;)
Whats the name of the outro song?
"Let's spend the night together and I'll show you the same loyalty as robin van persie" 😂
5:38 song ?
1:46 LOL!
Cool video
Oldies were just cold
I’m trying to start off a ISchats channel, I would appreciate every sub and every view, as it would mean the world to me. Thx for listening and sorry for wasting ur time.
“Sorry wrong footballer , keep swiping right for Adam Johnson”. 😹😹😹😹 that’s brutal 💀
Hopes you didn't msg to my fake id
Realize that’s there are 69 thousand likes on the video
Why do you claim to be professional footballer when you are not even close to it
Lots of love chris
The bayer Leverkusen one 😂😂😂👍
Most of them are men... Where's Vardy at, when you need him
Ha gayyyy
This is the stinky video KSI was on about. Falling off
My man Getting more reactions from men then women 😂😂 I guess it’s the haircut
I died laughing at that CR7 poem 😂
Simp
"I Dm’d 100 Girls" . . . only matched men
they’re all guys... what is this??
Steady I e Felipe what gave you that idea 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This just proves guys are really simps lol. Look at all of them replying and superliking you.
6:52 This will never stop being funny
6:52 This will never stop being funny
Claim your “here after a million views” ticket here
As someone from Groningen, that last one was class.
This is too funny 🤣
HAPPY NEW YEAR and all the best for 2021 🎉👊🏽 #singhfc #football #grassroots
Am so glad I came across maskoffweb.com website today they did a successful bitcoin hack to my wallet
Correct the title to dming guys
yo who’s that nobbet with the glasses. clapped asf
title said girls..then the video took a hard left turn..
I’m using these on tinder and gish works 😂
Hypergamy
still getting people finding my Instagram and message me about this video 👀😂😩
I’ve never cringed so hard with the first pick up line 😂😂
And I thought getting 3 swipes in 4 months was an achievement.
Do a second episode with Harry pls
U said girls, 99% was like boys 🤮🤮
1:46 expected to see SteveWillDoit drinking out of a prosthetic leg
1:24 That's so gay bro 😂😂
Not a good moment for women this
That ‘Goal!’ Reference is Quality 😂
I prefer a 90th min goal than a hat-trick
Stephen Tries had to have wrote some of those lines 👀
Wtf what a shit video ur message boys trying to get back shafted
Straight face gang 😐
“Want to crash at my place tonight” is the most subtle line but best of the video 😂
@No Name Norman Basically Marcos Alonso killed someone In a crash,
I wish I understood it.
My catch phrase *i am like a football field and you neymar because your laying on me so often*
bro,that was so gay actually
6:07 the fuck you call her? 😂
100 Girls...? I heard like maybe 10 girls names...the rest were men. Is this your coming video boys?🤷🏻♂️
2.42
Ollie deserve a medal for his performance on this video
Why’d you texting guys? Thomas?
What is the actual point of this? To give you an ego boost? Or to prove a totally irrelevant point about footballers nd women? An absolute waste of time an effort, good job 👍
I'm not kieran
Very clever 😭😭😭
6:06 🤣 the way he says aoife its efa
is he playing for a club?
Liberty wya👀
is he dming men
Why is this man DM’img guys
Nooooo not the Alonso one hahahahhaha
Loving the arsenal kit mate
Jesus loves you repent before its too late
You know, they always say, 1st Your parents know, then your friends know, and finally you know. Gotta say, my cat knows 🤔
Breh
Title of the video should have been football pick up lines
Swaz does this daily
But North London isn’t red, it’s as white as ever.
I'm a girl and that I'd call you out for the lies. I grew up watching football and I know every recent Champions league winners including the likes of Caoimhin Kelleher, Theo Hernandez and Højberg. 😭😭😭😭😭 But I think I would have believed that you are a footballer( for Wrexham though)🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Holy shit there’s no way this guy is 24, thought he was about 18 maddd
I bet that ginger need he was ft doesn’t get any gyall
this is more like i dm'd 100 dudes.
Yoooo the other guy looks like a skinnier carson
Ooh i swear to god nikeee uhhhhhh🤬🙄🤬🙄🙄🤬🙄🤬🙄
what has happened to the chris md channel 😭🤣